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What did the lions say to his from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What flies around your light at night from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

When is a lion not a lion from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

How are tigers like sergeants in the from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

What happened to the tiger who took from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

Whats the difference between a tiger and from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why was the liontamer fined He parked from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

What happened to the man who tried from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

How does a leopard change its spots from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What do you call a show full from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

Why do you never see zebras or from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call a lion wearing from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

Two hikers are out hiking All of from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"

Theres a guy whos hiking in the from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !

Whats yellow comes from Peru and is from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

What do polar bears have for lunch from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !